Mommy Madness! Follow me Not!

Do you ever feel like you are being followed every where you go in your own house?  No? Lucky! Of course I adore my kids...but I cannot take a step without them following every move I make.  If I'm going to the kitchen thats where they go, if I go to the bathroom, they try to go with me, if I sit in my made for one person recliner, it suddenly becomes a three person recliner, and sometimes a three person and a 90 lb dog recliner.  As you can imagine....its not in very good shape...furniture shopping yes please! They don't really do this to Ben so I don't understand why they do it to me.  And if I try to lock myself in the bedroom to read, its not really relaxing as I either get notes slipped under the door saying "Mommy do you still love me?" "Can you come out yet?" Or I hear crying and knocking and fighting on the other side of the door.  I'm told that one day I will wish I had these times back.  Yes, I'm sure someday when I'm relaxing in my nice comfortable in great condition recliner reading my book enjoying the quiet and sparkling clean house I will look back remember those times fondly!  Until then, I shall try to enjoy the following me everywhere before they really want nothing to do with me and think I'm the most boring person ever!